Overheard

Age is only a number...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:17:18 -0600

Mommy: I'm old.
Cali: No you're not, you're normal!

"I want to go to Australia on my mission so I can preach to the kangaroos."

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:46:19 -0600

“I want to go to Australia on my mission so I can preach to the kangaroos.”

- Cali, musing on places to visit when she is older.

"Ready or not here I come, Jesus."

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 13:39:22 -0700

“Ready or not here I come, Jesus.”

- Carice, finding a picture of Jesus that Cali is hiding

Funky Santa

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 12:50:05 -0700

Daddy: Do you want to go visit Santa?
Carice: No! Last time I saw him, he breathed in my face and he smells like fuuuuunk.

The Haunted Village's Ghost Activity

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 10:53:09 -0600

Mommy: The Ghosts are home! They are done haunting (scaring for the night?) can't remember :)
Carice: No! They're having breakfast...ghost-es are nocturnal.

"I’m just a titch hungry."

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 17:35:39 -0600

“I’m just a titch hungry.”

- Carice, when asked if she needed some sustenance before her soccer game.

"Why does he run so much? Is he trying to get tall? He’s already tall."

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 21:58:44 -0600

“Why does he run so much? Is he trying to get tall? He’s already tall.”

- Cali, pondering about her Uncle Nate, the marathoner.

"I wish I had a younger mom; so you’ll last longer."

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 11:28:34 -0600

““I wish I had a younger mom; so you’ll last longer.”

- Cali to Mommy :)

"What if he climbed out of his bowl and got into some mischief?"

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:24:01 -0600

“What if he climbed out of his bowl and got into some mischief?”

- Carice, musing on the stealthy nature of the Beta fish.

"My legs feel like Sprite."

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:04:34 -0600

“My legs feel like Sprite.”

- Carice, after getting in the hot bathtub with a sunburn.

Why I am Cozy

Sat, 05 May 2012 08:15:22 -0600

Daddy: (to Carice, who is tucked in and nuzzled up next to Mommy) Tilly, you look cozy. I wish I could be as cozy as you.
Carice: It's because I am as skinny as a carrot.

My Pee or Not My Pee...

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:15:59 -0600

Cali: Mommy, did you clean out the toilet?
Mommy:There's just soap in it.
Cali: I thought I had bubbling pee.

"Why do we need to do conferences? Why do the parents need to know anything?"

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:50:41 -0600

“Why do we need to do conferences? Why do the parents need to know anything?”

- Cali, lamenting about parent-teacher conference attendance

"Just take me to a dryologist."

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:59:21 -0700

““Just take me to a dryologist.””

- Carice re: Mommy’s comment telling her cradle cap skin to be happy.

"I can have pizza. I’m not Black Toast Intolerant."

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:46:20 -0700

“I can have pizza. I’m not Black Toast Intolerant.”

- Carice’s doll, telling her friend what she can eat at the doll party

America's Funniest Home Video Viewer

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:42:29 -0700

Shelley (to Rick) "Did you get my text about the curtain rod?"
Rick: Yes.
Carice: "Bergeron?"
Shelley: "Curtain rod."

Spelling Test

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:12:27 -0700

Daddy: Carice, how do you spell "Ghost"?
Carice: B-O-O

"These are pig muscles."

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:59:32 -0700

“These are pig muscles.”

- Cali, holding up a strip of bacon.

"I can’t wait to be a grown-up girl so I can get boobies and have periods and go on dates."

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:01:16 -0700

“I can’t wait to be a grown-up girl so I can get boobies and have periods and go on dates.”

- Cali, TMI.

Growing up

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:22:54 -0700

Dad: why don't you guys ever lean over your plate when you eat? You're gonna be pigs when you go to college.

Cali: Then you are going to be a goat!