My Pee or Not My Pee...
Cali: Mommy, did you clean out the toilet?
Mommy: There's just soap in it.
Cali: I thought I had bubbling pee.
Why do we need to do conferences? Why do the parents need to know anything?– Cali, lamenting about parent-teacher conference attendance
Just take me to a dryologist.– Carice re: Mommy’s comment telling her cradle cap skin to be happy.
I can have pizza. I’m not Black Toast Intolerant.– Carice’s doll, telling her friend what she can eat at the doll party
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Shelley (to Rick) "Did you get my text about the curtain rod?"
Shelley: "Curtain rod."