I never get constipoopoo.– Cali, as we try to explain the benefits of eating apples.
The more I keep comin’ in there, the more you are awake.– Daddy to Cali at supposedly bedtime!
I need the crayon to itch my scratch.– Carice taking care of skin biz
Mommy, the sew is coming out a Blank.– sew = thread. so cute!
Carice showin' a bite on the leg
Mommy: "The mosquitos are still bitin' us."
Carice: "Maybe they think we are cake."