Hello. My name is headless.– Carice and her headless talking animal cookie
You distract him, I’ll tie him up.– Cali to Carice re: getting Daddy
I feel like we’re grown-ups because we’re wearing rings and have...– A not-very-grown-up 4 yr-old Carice commenting on her and her sister’s Christmas gifts of CTR rings and Zhu Zhu pet carrier bags.
Daddy, you need to shave your legs, it’s kind of getting hairy.– Carice; re: Daddy’s gams
He’s sleeping on my comfy tongue.– Carice to Mommy who was trying to persuade her to get that thumb out of her mouth at bedtime … and sleep on the pillow next to her instead.
Daddy: "There's the girls crack."
Mommy: "What is it?"
Miss Manners in Training
Mommy: "Where are your 'please(s)'?
Carice: "They're all asleep :)"
I’m gonna be covered with goose bunks!– Carice, waiting to get dressed after her bath.
I got the beat in it!– Carice, being a Dancing Queen while listening to music from daddy’s iPhone.
You don’t scare me, Mr. Dark!– A brave Carice turning on lights to go find Blank.