It’s taped, it’s twisted, you can’t get it open and you just...– Mommy, complaining about the poor package design of the head of lettuce she is trying to open for dinner.
Mommy, will you go change her diaper? The smell is making me die.– Cali, referring to Carice’s stinky load.
Elmer Fudd got chased by a cord.– Cali, as she and Carice watch Elmer Fudd being pursued by an electric razor in “The Rabbit of Seville”.
The rabbit talked like a woman :)– Cali, as she and Carice have discovered the ever-captivating Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck.
Do you wanna be Gramma Shelly? Gramma Shelly always wears vests.– Cali to Carice while diggin’ through the dress-up clothes.