Overheard

“I’m gonna take this to the D.I.!”
— Cali, in a jealous fit after...

May 1st

A misunderstanding about Mommy’s hair.

Mommy: I have stupid curls!
Cali: We’re not stupid girls!

Apr 26th

Daddy, thinking he just drew the perfect...

Daddy: "Who's that!?"
Carice: "Rorer." (Grover)

Apr 23rd

Falling Off of a Box

Mommy: "Holy Toledo!"
Cali: "What's 'Holy Toledo?' Is that 'Wow' in Japanese?"

Apr 23rd

Passing by one...

Mommy: "Ambulance!"
Cali: "A Lucky Monday!"

Apr 22nd

“No matter hooowww much I love you, you’re still very...”
— Cali, referring to Carice (not...

Apr 16th

Daddy's Goofy Song

Daddy: "Cali is a friend of mine, she eats boogers all the time."
Cali: "No, that's just because I'm sick."

Apr 7th

Mommy trying to get Cali to eat her...

Mommy: "Listen to me, I sound like a parent."
Daddy: "It's because you are."
Mommy: (to cali) "It's my right of passage to make you feel guilty." ;)

Apr 7th

“Everyone in the world needs to have hair.”
— Cali, referring to why she...

Apr 4th

“This is the best day it had ever been!”
— Cali referring to her special...

Apr 3rd

“I like sandals…cuz your feet show when you wear them.”
— Cali, upon hearing we were...

Apr 3rd

“I hate this show because he’s BALD!!”
— Cali, exercising her...

Apr 3rd

“It was a ‘gourmet Ding Dong’.”
— Daddy, describing a small...

Apr 3rd

Comply, NOW!

Cali, trying to get little sister to do something…
Carice: “No.”
Cali: “Say ‘yes’, you silly ol’ thing!”

Apr 3rd