May 2012
1 post
Why I am Cozy
Daddy: (to Carice, who is tucked in and nuzzled up next to Mommy) Tilly, you look cozy. I wish I could be as cozy as you.
Carice: It's because I am as skinny as a carrot.
March 2012
5 posts
My Pee or Not My Pee...
Cali: Mommy, did you clean out the toilet?
Mommy: There's just soap in it.
Cali: I thought I had bubbling pee.
“Why do we need to do conferences? Why do the parents need to know anything?”
– Cali, lamenting about parent-teacher conference attendance
“Just take me to a dryologist.”
– Carice re: Mommy’s comment telling her cradle cap skin to be happy.
“I can have pizza. I’m not Black Toast Intolerant.”
– Carice’s doll, telling her friend what she can eat at the doll party
America's Funniest Home Video Viewer
Shelley (to Rick) "Did you get my text about the curtain rod?"
Rick: Yes.
Carice: "Bergeron?"
Shelley: "Curtain rod."
February 2012
3 posts
Spelling Test
Daddy: Carice, how do you spell "Ghost"?
Carice: B-O-O
“These are pig muscles.”
– Cali, holding up a strip of bacon.
“I can’t wait to be a grown-up girl so I can get boobies and have periods...”
– Cali, TMI.
January 2012
4 posts
Growing up
Dad: why don't you guys ever lean over your plate when you eat? You're gonna be pigs when you go to college.
Cali: Then you are going to be a goat!
“Yay! Your breath smells good for once.”
– Carice to Mommy after giving a kiss with sunflower seed breath.
“I’m saving the best one for first.”
– Carice, with two different pie flavors in her plate
“I’m gonna be in this dress forever!”
– An exasperated Carice, trying to get her dress off after church.
December 2011
1 post
“Do you know what that song’s called? Meet me in the shower.”
– Carice and her tune to Cali
October 2011
1 post
Cali's order homework
Mommy: You have to have something in your nose first to make you sneeze.
Carice: A booger?
September 2011
1 post
“I just want the bat guy to come - to kill the poop!”
– Carice: regarding ‘stuff’ we found on the front porch!
August 2011
3 posts
“I’m 500% hungry.”
– Carice needing some breakfast :)
“Circ-ya-loon”
– How Cali pronounces the beautiful blue known as Cerulean
“Daddy, what if there was yogurt-flavored yogurt?”
– Carice, inquisitive as always.
July 2011
3 posts
“Their car is darn slow.”
– 4 year old Carice’s comment after leaving Grandma behind at a stoplight.
“Ok, that was lame, I shot my bird backwards.”
– Cali playing “Angry Birds” on her iPod in the car.
“I want to be with Jesus - not that rude Satan.”
– Cali, during Family Home Evening LOL!
June 2011
4 posts
1 tag
“Maybe that’s how clouds get rid of their pee.”
– Cali, on why it rains.
“Oopsies… they’re all gone.”
– Mommy wanting to hold Cali’s popscicle while she gets one for her.
“Right here is wobble-y.”
– Carice on Mommy’s skin in between her thumb and index finger.
“That bee was nibble-ing on Daddy’s flip flop.”
– Carice’s observation out the back door :)
May 2011
4 posts
Well, that's one way to earn a living.
Cali: "Did you see that quarter on my desk?"
Mommy: "No."
Cali: "Carice gave it to me. For smelling her feet."
“I feel all weird going on a train.”
– Carice, commenting on the day’s adventure trip to Salt Lake on Frontrunner
“Why does Carice get Derr. Dimick?”
– Cali’s reading of the abbreviation of ‘Dr.’
The Actress
Daddy: Cali, I'm gonna take you to Hollywood.
Cali: I hate hollywood!
Daddy: Why?
Cali: Because you have to go take videos and show your butt.
April 2011
5 posts
“No, you didn’t drop her face. It sticks to her head.”
– Carice: after mommy saying she dropped Cali’s face; tipping over a picture frame.
“I ate some stuffing.”
– Carice and the inside of her jelly belly bean.
vitamin time
Cali: "I like elephants."
Carice: "Why? Only they scream in your ear?"
“They mess up your talking.”
– Carice: on hiccups
“And did you know that I heart you so much?”
– Cali to Mommy: and, yes… she did say the word heart. lol ;)
March 2011
5 posts
Cuisine a la Carice
Carice: Mommy, I wanna try tofu.
Shelley: We should!
Carice: 'cause it's made out of toes!
“I have a crazy mom.” :)”
– Carice: on her Mom being a silly pretend nurse.
Happy Birthday
Daddy: Happy birthday, Cali!
Cali : Alright.
“Maybe there’s a little squirrel squeezing it so the power won’t go...”
– Cali, referring to this morning’s power outage
“MyBrain”
– Carice telling her Primary teacher (Mommy’s teaching partner) Mommy’s medical condition …. translation: migraine :)
February 2011
4 posts
“There’s my brain, where I think.”
– Carice and her drawing.
“Look what I found in the pool… Gold”
– Carice in the bath with a game piece from Sorry
“Carice do a super duper ooper good one… ”
– Cali wanting Carice to hide in a really good spot for her to have a hard time finding her like before!
Singing from the playroom
“Get in the line, it’s about to be fine, it’s Groundhog’s Day!”
“Daddy just has to put his toes on.”
– Carice. Clothes, Toes, it’s all the same ;)
January 2011
6 posts
Sicky Barometer
Mommy: Til, do you feel like goin' to Gramma's for dinner?"
Carice: "Yeah. Otherwise, I'm hungry."
Gassy Reply
Mommy: "Do you feel like you have to cough?"
Carice: "No, but I feel like I have to toot. (brtttoot Brrtooot)"
“Can we say goodbye now, Clifford’s on.”
– Carice; Daddy on the phone
Getting into the Car Show
Carice: " They don't have to pay for me."
Mommy: "You're free..."
Carice: "No, I'm four."
“Doesn’t that choke you?”
– Cali witnessing the going on of Daddy’s necktie.